Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Beware, a Butt-Grabber is Loose!

It turns out that the area surrounding my office is plagued by a butt-grabber. This article is awesome for the amazing array of descriptions the victims have given of the assailant. It makes it sound as though there is a veritable zombie army of butt-grabbers on the loose in Arlington, rising up to butt-grab until no butt is left ungrabbed. Over and over, this article mentions people being "groped from behind" and attacked, but the video linked from the article makes it a little clearer that someone is butt-grabbing and running.

Now, I don't want to be groped by a stranger (unless he's hot, not actually a stranger) and I am sure that grabbing ass on random people at the metro is a "gateway" crime, but the hysterical tone in these news reports is a little overblown. I also think it's a little ridiculous to ONLY take cabs after 8pm (as Scaredy McFrightened claims to do in the video).


At 8:27 PM, Anonymous Ned said...

I confess!!! I was on a business, err... pleasure trip to D.C. ;) Watch out sue.... I was warming up for you!


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